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mistletoe54 (mistletoe54) wrote,
@ 2007-09-01 17:22:00

Current location:	bawdy house
Current mood:	horny
Current music:	nervous twitching
Entry tags:	btvs, fic

Title: Haikus of sleaze

Author: mistletoe54

Fandom/Pairing: btvs Angel/others

Rating: NC17

Word Count: 231

Summary: A series of porny haikus offering snapshots of Angel in all his incarnations

Disclaimer: I own nothing and deny all knowledge of these characters who belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy and other rich people in the Fox world

Highlight for Warnings: m/m/ het/oral/hints of non-con/dirty bad wrong thoughts

Beta: Sorry no beta I don’t know any. All mistakes are mine. Concrit welcome. Is virgin(snerk)

Haiku – Japanese form of poetry usually responding to the seasons or weather. The 3 lines are arranged in a 5-7-5 series of sounds.

Pre-seasons
I Galway Spring 1753 a

Anna knows Liam
Has a bad reputation
But he fucks so well

II Galway Spring 1753 b

He kisses snow-white breasts
Where the red jewel spreading
Feeds his erection

III April in Paris

Being her Daddy
His tongue can lick her juices
Darla is jealous

IV Autumn in London

Drusilla’s mouth’s full
Her Daddy keeps thrusting in
“Swallow, my ripe plum”

V St Petersburg Winter 1884

He’s arching his back
Like a cat in the sunshine
Will’s cream tastes divine

VI Christmas in New York 1984

Waking from nightmares
Angel strokes hard in his trousers
Soon finds his relief

BtVS Season 3
VII Sunnydale summer

Sucking Angel’s cock
(In controlled circumstances)
Gives Wesley purpose

Angel Season 1
VIII Spring Rising

Chafing his balls
Could be caused by the leather
Only Wes knows the truth

IX 4th of July

Having exploded
Wes feels the cold tongue tasting
As his spend is licked

Angel Season 2
X Hyperion Days

I’m not a eunuch!
If she knew the half of it
I’d fuck her to death

Angel Season 4
XI LA Summer Vacation

Sucking Wesley’s blood
(In a delirium of need)
Hardens Angel’s cock

XII Rain of Fire

Watching Connor fuck
In the blazing inferno
Is Angel’s new Hell

XIII Dog day afternoon

The shy ones are best
The Scourge savours the mem’ry
Rubs his cock on Fred

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	theantijoss 2007-09-01 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Brilliant, sweetie! I loved these! I'm collecting links to Whedonverse Porn from today, may I add this? Also, your HTML over at bbtp_challenge is messed up, you might want to take a look! (Reply to this) (Thread)

mistletoe54
2007-09-01 05:51 pm UTC (link)

I know the html is a mess It posted all right at my journal but when I cut and pasted at bbtp challenge it went screwy and I don't know how to put it right.

Yes I want to be collected and locked up in a cage for your pleasure. I mean *cough* by all means collect the link.
Thank you for your words. You are my first feedback person. It encourages me to try something with a bit more meat.

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	Screwy html mistletoe54 2007-09-01 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	I put it right! I am proud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Screwy html theantijoss 2007-09-01 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	You done good, honey! :) Haiku is a REALLY difficult medium, and you've managed to pain some hot and disturbing pictures here! You should definitely try more! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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mistletoe54
2007-09-01 06:21 pm UTC (link)

Thank you. I found myself lying in bed thinking up Haiku. I need to go for more imagery - more of the red jewels and cream, less of the straight smutty words to really get the essence right but I thought for a porn challenge it wasn't bad.

I'm certainly going to be more critical and considered with the next lot. I have all of season 5 to go at and I never even mentioned the Darla dreams or Buffy/Angelus. There's plenty still to work on and I think those pairings will respond well to the haiku wand.

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	Re: Screwy html theantijoss 2007-09-02 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely. I look forward to more! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spikendru 2007-09-01 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, very nice! I tend to be too verbose for drabbles, so I am in awe of your ability to bring the smut in haikus</>! Kudos! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mistletoe54 2007-09-02 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. I sympathise on the verbiage. This is my first attempt at writing anything so I thought I'd start small and build up to a drabble. Hee! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	seraphcelene 2007-09-02 02:06 am UTC (link)
	These were great, plus, what an awesome idea. I think that my favorite is BtVS Season 3 VII Sunnydale summer. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mistletoe54 2007-09-02 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you for your kind words. Yes, Wesley had to do something when the Slayers ignored him. Haiku give me clarity otherwise I tend to babble pointlessly. I'm glad they appealed to you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	akuma_river 2007-09-03 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I liked it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mistletoe54 2007-09-03 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you! I'm encouraged to try my hand at more. I thought this Bring Back the Porn day was a great idea and I've read some fandoms I've never tried before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	akuma_river 2007-09-03 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah me too... I read Xena femslash, Dobby/Hagrid, Spike/Xander, going to read Lucius/Severus, original slash, Spike/Buffy/Angel...etc.. I'm kinda upset no Bleach or Naruto got put into this...but they're staying at lj... so le sigh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistletoe54 2007-09-03 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	I guess that's a fandom too far for me at the moment, but I'll look for them on LJ. I'm not an anime fan though, which judging by the names they might be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	akuma_river 2007-09-03 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah they are anime fandoms. Er...well manga that becomes anime. The anime isn't up to date on the manga storyline, since a new chapter comes out every week. So I read the mangas instead of the anime (especially since I have no cable, broke, and I'm on dial-up). So they are ripe with spoilers to the anime series. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2007-12-11 11:26 am UTC (link)
	These are really porny! :p Ditto xxoo (Reply to this)

	brunettepet 2008-02-08 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	So much porn in such a structured medium! Angel watching Connor and Cordelia was my favorite. It was angry and painful. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mistletoe54 2008-02-08 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. I certainly packed the action in there. I hope chrislee's rec wasn't a disappointment. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2008-02-09 12:04 am UTC (link)
	I'm here by way of Chrislee. Well done. I had never thought to write haiku smut. Ares132006 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mistletoe54 2008-02-09 12:07 am UTC (link)
	Well I like what you do too. Give the ol' smutty haiku a whirl. They can be wonderfully frustrating if you try to do them right. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	makd 2008-02-09 12:43 am UTC (link)
	here via chrisleeoctaves. fabulous. absolutely fabulous. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mistletoe54 2008-02-09 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Woe! Idon't know what to say. I mean... Wow! Thank you. I always enjoy your feedback to lerdo's fic and I was in the middle of snuggling you when my connection went phut. So 30 minutes later I am no longer blushing. I liked the discipline of trying to write in proper haikus so I could try again. Hopefully this will now post crosses fingers. That chrislee's a star. (Reply to this) (Parent)